Anyone have any good April Fool's Day pranks or jokes they care to share?

[Baitball Blogger]

I've got nuthin.

[FBaggins]

1. No need

Most states have postponed it until June 1st

[underpants]

3. 😁

[hlthe2b]

6. +1

[PoliticAverse]

2. Yes. n/t

[underpants]

4. I have an office one but that won't do you any good

Slightly alter someone two or three hole punch
Empty their stapler several times
If possible switch their mouse to right click

[hlthe2b]

5. I really think this year is not the time. Anything that worries people, even momentarily is

not going to be well-received during this time when members of our own government lie to us continually.

[lastlib]

7. A few years ago, I put ketchup on a guy's telephone handset.....

...then called him from a conference room. Naturallly, he picked up his handset when the phone rang, and got ketchup on his ear, chin, and hand!

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[MissMillie]

8. Well, we just got back from the grocery (no, that's not the joke)

We had a little more than $200 worth of groceries on the belt, when my guy says to me, "I forgot my wallet at home!"

After my jaw dropped, he said, "April Fools!"

[Atticus]

9. About 55 years ago, my high school history teacher opened class with a stern look and

the announcement that half of our grade for the quarter would come from the next day's test exclusively on the subject matter of that day's lecture. "You had better listen well and take good notes. There's a lot to cover."

He then launched into a rambling recitation detailing the exploits of that intrepid Scandinavian explorer, "Loof Lirpa".

Just before the bell at the end of the period, he smiled, wrote "LOOF LIRPA" on the board in all caps and asked us to read it bsckwards. We groaned in unison.

[Phentex]

10. I told my husband they located Carole Baskin's first husband...

he bought it because the news had reported the re-opening of the case.

For anyone not watching Netflix's Tiger King, you won't get it.