Quarantine Diary
Quarantine Day 1: I’m going to use this time to develop new life skills.
Day 36. Look! I can build a Leggo castle using only my teeth!
Quarantine Day 3: I’ll take long quiet walks to commune with nature.
Day 37: Whoa! That bird sneezed! I swear, it sneezed. Or coughed? Maybe it coughed.
Quarantine Day 4. We’ll become more self-sufficient. Learn to do things for ourselves.
Day 38: Good God Almighty, nobody should have to squeeze their own oranges!
Quarantine Day 5. I’m going to set up an exercise plan for myself and my husband.
Day 39. Screw you! I’m not walking all the way into the kitchen to get you a pickle.
Quarantine Day 6. I’m going to use this time for reading, writing and deep reflection.
Day 40. There’s an orange unicorn in my garbage disposal and I can’t get it out.
Quarantine Day 7: This has been the longest month of my life.
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than I am. 
