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steve2470

(37,457 posts)
Wed Apr 15, 2020, 04:10 AM Apr 2020

some Florida humor: "Please remember to keep at least 1 large alligator between you and everyone....

Please remember to keep at least 1 large alligator between you and everyone else at all times. #SaferAtHome #PhysicalDistancing #Florida #COVID19





Leon County has Tallahassee, which is the state capitol.
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some Florida humor: "Please remember to keep at least 1 large alligator between you and everyone.... (Original Post) steve2470 Apr 2020 OP
When using this guideline, always make sure, House of Roberts Apr 2020 #1
Or 1.0285 Kevin Bacons. n/t 5X Apr 2020 #2
That's cool. What about the rest of the states? KY_EnviroGuy Apr 2020 #3
I was assured by a friend in Canada Lindsay Apr 2020 #5
Remember, when one encounters an alligator JPK Apr 2020 #4
In France Danascot Apr 2020 #6
Around here Chainfire Apr 2020 #7

House of Roberts

(5,163 posts)
1. When using this guideline, always make sure,
Wed Apr 15, 2020, 04:26 AM
Apr 2020

that the person on the opposite end of the alligator is slower than you. That way, you don't have to out run the gator, just the other person.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,488 posts)
3. That's cool. What about the rest of the states?
Wed Apr 15, 2020, 06:41 AM
Apr 2020

* A bull's length in Texas?
* A thoroughbred's length in Kentucky?
* A young pine tree in Georgia?
* A pirogue in Louisiana?
* Two large badgers in Wisconsin?
* Forty Virginia peanuts in Virginia?


KY............


Lindsay

(3,276 posts)
5. I was assured by a friend in Canada
Wed Apr 15, 2020, 06:59 AM
Apr 2020

that the Canadian advisory is

* 1 moose length, or
* 1 hockey stick

JPK

(650 posts)
4. Remember, when one encounters an alligator
Wed Apr 15, 2020, 06:58 AM
Apr 2020

Alligators are surprisingly quick however cannot change direction easily. So to escape, run away in a zig zag fashion.

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