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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI've made a huge, life changing decision today.
I'm almost 62, with several health problems. In an effort to try to take better care of myself, I quit drinking and smoking cigarettes almost 8 years ago. I have tried to eat better. I don't get enough regular formal exercise, but I do work very hard, and I keep very active. I am able to walk 5-6 miles at a decent pace without too many problems. I do smoke weed once in awhile, but that's about it.
I have been recently telling myself that if I have the good fortune to make it to age 80, I will start smoking again (non-filtered Lucky Strikes), start drinking whiskey everyday, walk around naked in public because I won't give a shit anymore, and try to pick up those Cougar women (age 90-104) by using cheesy pick-up lines. Oh, also, I will try to start fistfights with people who are younger than me, and in much better shape.
Considering what is happening with COVID-19, I have readjusted my "80 years old" goals.
I will start doing the above things today, immediately.
Thank you.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Just got punched in the eye, but hopefully, that was just a bad start.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Personally, leave off the Lucky Strikes. Most Cougars don't care for the smell.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)EarnestPutz
(2,119 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Glorfindel
(9,726 posts)Turbineguy
(37,313 posts)I'd like to see some long term data. Like what results in more personal satisfaction, the Lucky Strikes or the beatings, for example.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)I plan on always having a lit Lucky Strike dangling from my lips while provoking some young punk.
Turbineguy
(37,313 posts)the Robert Mitchum look.
Very intimidating.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Because I'll also be naked, and I don't look very intimidating when naked.
Turbineguy
(37,313 posts)a penis extension that's longer than most people arms.
I knew we'd get there eventually.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)my penis is so small that the extension kept falling off.
Turbineguy
(37,313 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Couldn't pee. Had to go get emergency catheter.
Got scolded by the ER staff.
Turbineguy
(37,313 posts)Let's try another approach:
How about putting horseshoes in the boxing gloves?
yonder
(9,663 posts)a kennedy
(29,644 posts)FirstLight
(13,359 posts)I haven't quit anything ...I just hit 50 and I still have a smoke after dinner and like my beer...
But I always though as an old lady I'd have fun by pinching young men's buts in the store and giggling as I hobble away. Social distancing makes that goal impossible right now....
But I also like the idea of starting fights with a lucky strike hanging from one's lips!
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)The "smoke a Lucky and even up some young punk" movement!
FirstLight
(13,359 posts)...those damn youngin's think they know it all!
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)unblock
(52,185 posts)Get a job at Quaker Oats as chief product manager and say, hey, i've decided to get rid of artificial coloring in that cereal that Mikey likes.
*that* would be life changing.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)If so, he's probably the right age for me to beat up while smoking a Lucky...naked.
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)He works at Madison Square Garden as Director of Media Sales.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,648 posts)Since the sports teams can't offer quicker ways of parting your money from you.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)I wish I wasn't too chicken. Maybe after I retire. I'll need that full 401k for bail money.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,489 posts)say, during Easter Sunday service somewhere in the deep South? The ladies in the choir would love it and be all over you.
We would however, need videos for verification.......
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)jimlup
(7,968 posts)it seems that nicotine has a negative affect on the virus.
Me, I quit 39 years ago. Not going back ... I'm 62 and in good shape. I regularly bike 10-20 miles 3 times a week and more on weekends. I am however concerned about this damn virus and will try like hell not to be exposed to it.
Hoping for a vaccine next year.
csziggy
(34,135 posts)Skittles
(153,142 posts)Corgigal
(9,291 posts)the TV show, better call Saul? Because this scene just played, 2 weeks, or so ago? Just wondering if you wanna be like Mike?