I'm sitting at my desk in my home office.

[LuckyCharms]

On my desk is a Reese's Cup.

One of those little bite size ones.

I'm trying to decide if I should eat it, or just leave it there.

It's my last one. I don't have anymore. If I eat it, it's going to be delicious. However, it will be gone in two seconds, and then that's it. It won't satisfy me. Then, I'll get a craving for a regular sized Reese's cup. But there are none here. So then I won't be able to sleep because I've eaten the Reese's cup, which triggered a craving for another one.

So, I'll just let it sit there. I'll try thinking about something else.

Fuck you, Reese's cup.

HEY...HEYYYYYYY....noooo....stop looking at me Reese's cup.

You prick. Stop it.

Prick.

Get outta my face. I mean it. I'll smash you...

[fierywoman]

1. And let's not talk about the 1# containers of peanut butter cups (milk choc or dark choc)

from Trader Joe's !!!

[thinkingagain]

2. I'd trade you the peanut butter cup for my butterscotch pudding cup

But I just ate it.

[Kali]

3. the little ones are better

sort of like the small fries at McDs are better.

put it in the fridge, they are best cold anyway.

[ret5hd]

4. I think they call 'em "fun size"...

which makes the regular size “fan-fuckin’-orgasmic” size...I guess.

[Rorey]

5. Anything chocolate isn't safe in my house

In the beginning of this isolation thing, I did buy some candy. I wasn't able to ration it.

I've come perilously close to buying ice cream over the last several days, but I was able to resist. BUT tomorrow my daughter-in-law and three year old grandson, who have also been isolating, are going to come here to stay with me for possibly two weeks. There will be junk food. I hope I don't behave badly.

[RainCaster]

6. Dark chocolate and red wine

Much better idea. Small on the first, whole bottle on the second.

[cayugafalls]

7. Eat it...you know you want to...

[LuckyCharms]

8. You know I did right after I typed the OP.

[cayugafalls]

10. LOL.....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Eat it. Go ahead. Do it.

[LuckyCharms]

11. I ate it so fast that I didn't taste it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Now I want one. I have a whole bowl of them.

[LuckyCharms]

13. You...you...

have a...a...bowl of them?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. I do. I think there are about a dozen of them.

I'll think of you as I eat one.

[LuckyCharms]

15. .

[Marie Marie]

16. I have a whole unopened bag (family size) of those little suckers.

The only reason it is unopened is because I have another bag with 2 little cups left in it. I'll bet you are sooooooo jealous of me right now. Sorry, didn't mean to flaunt my wealth in your face. I'm like a billionaire of Reeses.

[LuckyCharms]

17. Drop the Reese's Cups, Ma'am.

I SAID DROP 'EM!!!!!!

(Yeah I'm gonna need some backup....woman armed with Reese's cups....10-4)

[Doreen]

18. Well, if you eat it that will be one less Reeses to taunt you.

[smirkymonkey]

19. You know, now you are going to have to go out tomorrow and get some more.

A whole big bag of them. You know that, don't you?

Don't fight it. It's bigger than you.

[kairos12]

20. If you pick it up and

just drop it would be a case of Butterfingers. Oh, sorry.

[NNadir]

21. Take it to the White House and infect with Covid. Then wash it with bleach and lysol.

It will seem less attractive.

[lastlib]

22. The Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility says you should wait....

...as long as possible before you consume the last of a resource.

On the other hand, the Law of Lonely Goodies says that the last of a goodie should be consumed as SOON as possible to prevent its loneliness and separation anxiety from its brethren.

You must reconcile these two concepts quickly!

[panader0]

23. Cut it in half..... or quarters.

I have very little will power. If I am able, I give myself whatever I want.
And I smoke the best buds first. Save the best for last---BS!

[diva77]

24. You reminded me of the Stanford Marshmallow Test

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. I just ate another peanut butter cup, and I thought of you.