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(205,165 posts)I have both a cat and a dog, so I know exactly where this is coming from!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)It's pretty spot on.
Upthevibe
(8,035 posts)I sent this to a a friend who has a cat and a friend who has a dog.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)That is some real trust right there. I can't think of anyone I'd do that to without worrying what the asshole would do, lol.
I have never been lucky enough for a cat to puke on linoleum. It's always carpet or the upholstery.
Still, this was funny.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I guess there are a lot of sterotypes here, but it was kind of funny. I think it was the needy dog and the standoffish cat thing that was most relatable.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)I had a schnauzer one time. I had to work hard to train him NOT to raid the cat litter box as well. The vet finally put him on some kind of vitamins and between the vitamins, which I still think were a placebo, and my constantly watching him and shooing him away (plant mister full of water helps on dogs too), he finally outgrew that horrid practice.
It was definitely funny. I loved the middle finger part when the guest was visiting. That is JUST like most cats I have ever had, except for two. Sunday Girl would greet whoever came in the house and either walk all over them or sharpen her claws on their knees. Niko wants love from everyone. So, he greets everyone hoping for lovin'. He's ALL love. When the Hospice people were coming to wash my aunt every day, there was a time when Niko was being petting by about 4 people simultaneously. He loved every second of it.
get the red out
(13,461 posts)I have seen them go after their own, each others and unidentifiable puke on walks.
And both scarf cat poop like teenagers after pizza. I try to prevent these actions but they are QUICK!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)We have had dogs all our lives and I have never seen this. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, I'm just saying that I am glad I have never seen it.
Dogs are saints to me.
MiniMe
(21,714 posts)To dogs, cat shit is crack
get the red out
(13,461 posts)I call dogs our angels on earth!
I just try to respect their assorted "cultural differences"
At least my dogs don't eat dog poop. A good friend of mine has 3 dogs and one will eat the others' poop. She has to watch her like a hawk when she goes out!
Laffy Kat
(16,377 posts)It's so disgusting.
Disaffected
(4,554 posts)Person of Interest
(365 posts)This is a much better way to start my day. Thanx for posting!! 😆
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Welcome to DU!