Oh, I wish I could do what this Bird did!!!!!!

I wish I was there and had a peanut to reward it so it could go do that again on more Trump signs.

Grubworms, earthworms, crickets--whatever its heart desired! That is one smart, patriotic bird! Reward it handsomely, and incentivize its brethren to do likewise!

YOU are a patriot, at least

But I'm pretty sure you could also pull this off ...

Do you think that it would be a valid defense to public nudity that I was exercising my right under the First Amendment to use symbolic speach?

You can be accurate by just drinking like 10 beers the day before, and eating little or no food.

Then the next AM, you just walk up, wear some old, disposable shorts, turn around, drop the back open, sidle up to his face there, and just PUSH as hard as possible!

I already thought this through, you understand ...

Such a scout, you are!!!

Coffee instead of beer. Coffee is a diuretic, and in quantity will give a nice case of runs. But timing becomes very critical, so you gotta be, um, *spot-on* with your gesture!

Go for it!!

Now, that would be a pic

He might like it.

Or did you mean the sign?

Darn.