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TEB

(12,824 posts)
Tue Sep 1, 2020, 01:49 PM Sep 2020

I had to pull bribe to get Duncan pup into Ivy League obedience school

Only the best for our anchor baby, Boog the chocolate lab took the pups SAT’s. Boog did it for tortilla shell obedience training starts in October. I’ve ordered a whip a chair pepper gas a stun gun flash bangs ,we’re gonna do it Wright. After I’m caught and convicted in this scandal ohiogal or livetohike will be posting for me. Via My letters from federal prison hope it’s a honor camp with decent free weights I like to work out.

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I had to pull bribe to get Duncan pup into Ivy League obedience school (Original Post) TEB Sep 2020 OP
You really are terrible at criminal-ing TEB (nt) mr_lebowski Sep 2020 #1
But who took Boog's SATs? nt tblue37 Sep 2020 #2
That's classified TEB Sep 2020 #4
Some Border Collie I bet DBoon Sep 2020 #7
Yes you'd make a terrible criminal TEB Ohiogal Sep 2020 #3
Boog will flip on me TEB Sep 2020 #5
You're supposed to talk about eagles landing at midnight and geese flying by at noon. Jamastiene Sep 2020 #6
Freyja, Riley and I will bust you out. No worries. livetohike Sep 2020 #8
Thanks TEB Sep 2020 #9
Can you carve a uzi TEB Sep 2020 #10
It's worth trying. Maybe they have them pre made at livetohike Sep 2020 #11

Ohiogal

(31,895 posts)
3. Yes you'd make a terrible criminal TEB
Tue Sep 1, 2020, 02:04 PM
Sep 2020

But just in case, Sophie and I can come visit and bring you a cake with a file in it, you never know. And Boog will pardon you.

Jamastiene

(38,187 posts)
6. You're supposed to talk about eagles landing at midnight and geese flying by at noon.
Tue Sep 1, 2020, 02:27 PM
Sep 2020

That way you can avoid prison time and stay out here with the rest of us rabble-rousers that Trump hates. We don't want ya in prison. It's way more fun out here with us, when Trump isn't siccing his idiots on us.

livetohike

(22,119 posts)
8. Freyja, Riley and I will bust you out. No worries.
Tue Sep 1, 2020, 02:39 PM
Sep 2020

They are good at distractions (unless there is cheese) and I’ll bribe the guards with pie .

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