If you were shopping in a store, and came across someone who looked like Trump,

[Midnight Writer]

with the bizarre orange face paint and the canary yellow hair swept around his bald pate, what would you think?

[hlthe2b]

1. Trump impersonator desperate for attention/recognition/work or ...

severely mentally-ill figure.

[randr]

2. Is it already Halloween?

[frazzled]

3. I'd think

I should keep my distance (even if there weren’t a pandemic). You know, like cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Sneederbunk]

4. I would ask him how many used cars he sold today.

[NJCher]

6. that's what I was thinking

he reeks of the stereotype of a used car salesman.

[samnsara]

5. just thinking about that gave me creeps

[Atticus]

7. Well, if the person didn't have a pair of those HUGE clown shoes on his feet, I would probably back

away, dial 911 and ask them to send a unit with a BIG butterfly net and an XXXL strait jacket.

[pnwest]

8. I would think what a sad old man,

looking ridiculous, tryna look young. SMDH.

[Blue Owl]

9. Cleanup in Aisle 7

n/t

[Nululu]

10. Performance art? Nt

[qwlauren35]

11. Well...

There are Elvis look-alike contests.

Maybe this is what Trumpers will do when he's gone.

[Midnight Writer]

15. Back in 2008, there actually were a lot of women in my town adopting the "Sarah Palin Look".

I don't see that anymore.

[ailsagirl]

16. Were they using her look in terms of a mask?

Or were they honestly trying to look like her for real?

[Midnight Writer]

17. For real. Like a fashion choice.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. I would assume I was in a Wal-Mart, so I'd snap a photo

and send it to https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

[Generic Brad]

13. Shoplifter!

Time to summon the mall police!

[AmyStrange]

14. I'd feel sorry for the guy...

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it's not his fault, but I might ask him if he wouldn't mind doing some anti-trumpet ads.
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