Guess what? I'M BACK BABY!!!! OH YEAH!!!! I'M BACK

[LuckyCharms]

WOOOOOO...OH YEAH....I'M BAC...

Wait a second.

Sorry...made a mistake.

I'm not back yet.

[Laffy Kat]

1. Oh. How's your nipple? nt

[LuckyCharms]

2. Not good, Laffy Kat

I stuck it into a high speed window fan to scratch it. Nipple flew out the window and hit the windshield on a passing cop car. So now there is just a hole where the nipple was. I found an old toilet plunger in my basement, took the stick part out, and glued the rubber plunger part over the hole. It's a lot bigger than the old nipple, and it is very noticeable through my shirt. Actually, it is stretching the shirt out. Also, the color of my new nipple is not even close the the color of my other nipple.

Thank you for asking.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Exact same thing happened to me

Except for the fan and the cop car and the toilet plunger. But, yeah, it was just like that.

[LuckyCharms]

4. It's very common.

I hope you are doing better now.

Oh wait....I missed the words "Except for".