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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)
Mon Sep 28, 2020, 11:39 PM Sep 2020

Going to be 62 in a few weeks. I'm going back to school!

Well not really, it's just a 2 year online class.

I'll be getting my degree in posting.

Here are some of the courses:

Posting 101: "Looking out your window at some random bullshit and running back to your computer to post about it".

Posting 210: "THE ART OF PISSING PEOPLE OFF BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS, ALL OF THE TIME".

Posting 290: "How to properly use n/t and EOM". This class will include practical examples.

Posting 300: "Use paragraph breaks once in awhile, OK"? Class will include discussion of the great paragraph wars of 2004.

Posting 307: "Using +1 to your advantage".

Posting 350: Graduate level. "How to not give a shit about your grammar and spelling without feeling guilty". Course will emphasize building confidence by using the "Remember that you don't have to fucking answer to fucking nobody on the fucking internet" rule.

Posting 399: "Is the term 'Zero Fucks Were Given' here to stay"? A posting scientist gives his surprising answer.

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Going to be 62 in a few weeks. I'm going back to school! (Original Post) LuckyCharms Sep 2020 OP
apply dweller Sep 2020 #1
"ROFL" cilla4progress Sep 2020 #2
I did... LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #3
Did you hear me laughing??? Karadeniz Sep 2020 #4
Can we go by out for drinks after class? Nt leftieNanner Sep 2020 #5
Door Buzzards! Myrddin Sep 2020 #6
I hear it's a grueling course, not for everyone. Best of luck! Fla Dem Sep 2020 #7
Happy to be the 10th rec! cwydro Sep 2020 #8
I thought you already had your doctorate for this. Lars39 Sep 2020 #9
If they're arent any classe's in the use's of apostophe's, your not getting you're moneys worth. NT mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2020 #10
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