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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsGoing to be 62 in a few weeks. I'm going back to school!
Well not really, it's just a 2 year online class.
I'll be getting my degree in posting.
Here are some of the courses:
Posting 101: "Looking out your window at some random bullshit and running back to your computer to post about it".
Posting 210: "THE ART OF PISSING PEOPLE OFF BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS, ALL OF THE TIME".
Posting 290: "How to properly use n/t and EOM". This class will include practical examples.
Posting 300: "Use paragraph breaks once in awhile, OK"? Class will include discussion of the great paragraph wars of 2004.
Posting 307: "Using +1 to your advantage".
Posting 350: Graduate level. "How to not give a shit about your grammar and spelling without feeling guilty". Course will emphasize building confidence by using the "Remember that you don't have to fucking answer to fucking nobody on the fucking internet" rule.
Posting 399: "Is the term 'Zero Fucks Were Given' here to stay"? A posting scientist gives his surprising answer.
dweller
(23,628 posts)for life experience credits ...
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cilla4progress
(24,726 posts)Tell me you wrote this!
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Thinking about my college days for some reason.
Karadeniz
(22,506 posts)leftieNanner
(15,082 posts)Myrddin
(327 posts)There must be a Door Buzzard course?
Fla Dem
(23,650 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Lmao. Well done.