Thu Feb 25, 2021, 09:42 PM
Major Nikon (35,365 posts)
Trump's Taxes Reveal He Claimed Ted Cruz as Dependent
Not the Onion!
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In the first major bombshell to emerge from the handover of Donald J. Trump’s tax returns, the Manhattan district attorney has announced that the former President claimed Senator Ted Cruz as a dependent.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trumps-taxes-reveal-he-claimed-ted-cruz-as-dependentSpeaking to reporters, Cyrus Vance, Jr., said that listing the Texas senator as a dependent was “highly unorthodox, to say the least.” “For this deduction to be allowed, we would certainly need some documentation proving that Mr. Trump had adopted Mr. Cruz, or something to that effect,” Vance added. From his home in Palm Beach, Trump issued a terse rebuttal to Vance’s statement. “Ted Cruz is my little baby, and everyone knows it,” Trump said.
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Major Nikon | Feb 25 | OP |
jmbar2 | Feb 25 | #1 | |
WVreaper | Feb 25 | #2 | |
DBoon | Feb 25 | #3 | |
Major Nikon | Feb 25 | #5 | |
DBoon | Feb 25 | #6 | |
brewens | Feb 25 | #4 | |
PJMcK | Feb 25 | #9 | |
rurallib | Feb 25 | #7 | |
Ka-Dinh Oy | Feb 25 | #8 |
Response to Major Nikon (Original post)
Thu Feb 25, 2021, 09:48 PM
jmbar2 (1,943 posts)
1. What about baby Lindsay
Hasn't the adoption gone thru yet?
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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)
Thu Feb 25, 2021, 09:53 PM
DBoon (18,097 posts)
3. You can only count humans as dependents
dogs don't count
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Response to DBoon (Reply #3)
Thu Feb 25, 2021, 09:56 PM
Major Nikon (35,365 posts)
5. Now you tell me
Response to Major Nikon (Reply #5)
Thu Feb 25, 2021, 09:58 PM
DBoon (18,097 posts)
6. Your dog accepts some useless piece of metal?
Damn, my dog insists on meat
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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)
Thu Feb 25, 2021, 09:55 PM
brewens (9,579 posts)
4. I hate to admit that today, I'd like to see some tweets from the former guy. It might be worth
letting him back on just for today.
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Response to brewens (Reply #4)
Thu Feb 25, 2021, 10:25 PM
PJMcK (15,569 posts)
9. No, no and no
It's been cathartic not hearing Trump's childish whining.
I love that he's seething and can't vent to his public. I love it. But I don't want to hear or see it. |
Response to Major Nikon (Original post)
Thu Feb 25, 2021, 10:00 PM
rurallib (56,465 posts)
7. Adopted? Cruz is attached lips to ass
That has to be some kind of dependency
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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)
Thu Feb 25, 2021, 10:07 PM
Ka-Dinh Oy (11,015 posts)
8. Awww, donny and vladi had a baby.
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