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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTrump's Taxes Reveal He Claimed Ted Cruz as Dependent
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)In the first major bombshell to emerge from the handover of Donald J. Trumps tax returns, the Manhattan district attorney has announced that the former President claimed Senator Ted Cruz as a dependent.
Speaking to reporters, Cyrus Vance, Jr., said that listing the Texas senator as a dependent was highly unorthodox, to say the least.
For this deduction to be allowed, we would certainly need some documentation proving that Mr. Trump had adopted Mr. Cruz, or something to that effect, Vance added.
From his home in Palm Beach, Trump issued a terse rebuttal to Vances statement. Ted Cruz is my little baby, and everyone knows it, Trump said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trumps-taxes-reveal-he-claimed-ted-cruz-as-dependentSpeaking to reporters, Cyrus Vance, Jr., said that listing the Texas senator as a dependent was highly unorthodox, to say the least.
For this deduction to be allowed, we would certainly need some documentation proving that Mr. Trump had adopted Mr. Cruz, or something to that effect, Vance added.
From his home in Palm Beach, Trump issued a terse rebuttal to Vances statement. Ted Cruz is my little baby, and everyone knows it, Trump said.
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Trump's Taxes Reveal He Claimed Ted Cruz as Dependent (Original Post)
Major Nikon
Feb 2021
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jmbar2
(4,865 posts)1. What about baby Lindsay
Hasn't the adoption gone thru yet?
DBoon
(22,340 posts)3. You can only count humans as dependents
dogs don't count
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)5. Now you tell me
DBoon
(22,340 posts)6. Your dog accepts some useless piece of metal?
Damn, my dog insists on meat
brewens
(13,547 posts)4. I hate to admit that today, I'd like to see some tweets from the former guy. It might be worth
letting him back on just for today.
PJMcK
(21,998 posts)9. No, no and no
It's been cathartic not hearing Trump's childish whining.
I love that he's seething and can't vent to his public. I love it.
But I don't want to hear or see it.
rurallib
(62,387 posts)7. Adopted? Cruz is attached lips to ass
That has to be some kind of dependency
Ka-Dinh Oy
(11,686 posts)8. Awww, donny and vladi had a baby.