Got an email from Bill Gates today. He wants his microchip back.

[Rorey]

He said I'm too boring.

[Shermann]

1. Even microchips have their limits

You can't remotely control somebody to perform self-surgery and mail their microchip back.

Unless of course you have a backup "bootloader" microchip installed.

[sop]

4. I cut mine out of my arm and fed it to a wolf when I heard the unmanned drone coming for me.

[Rorey]

12. Well, I suppose he'll be sending someone to extract it then

Now I'm REALLY SCARED!

[WhiteTara]

2. He can't have mine

I need it for the garage door.

[Rorey]

11. I hope you're able to control it

I've got an app on my phone that will open and close my garage door, thanks to my electrician son. I've thought about giving other my family members, who don't live with me, the info, but I'm afraid they might get careless and leave it open. They all have keys to my house, but I doubt they know where they are anymore.

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Ironically enough, when some on the RW side of the aisle state that Antifa, or other some secret

democratic leaning entity wants to spy on every American, via an embedded microchip, 99% of us have utterly boring lives, same ol', same ol', which in truth, boring is good.

These right wing nuts/freaks seem to think that some weird conspiracy exists in every corner, that democratic candidates along w/ George Soros, as well as other billionaires, are monitoring every move every American is making and that nefarious things are happening behind the scenes.

Ironically, one needs to look more closely at Koch but he's lately changed his tune, actually embracing concepts such as wanting republicans to work w/ democrats, in passing meaningful legislation to deal w/ the illegal aliens in this Country already, etc. Why not? rump moaned and bitched about this 'issue' but didn't do a damn thing, other than illegally halt DACA, and slam the doors shut to all immigration.

[Rorey]

13. It must be so horrible for them

I can't imagine being so paranoid every minute of the day.

[jcgoldie]

5. Me too

He said all his data is getting thrown off by the immense levels of alcohol perpetually in my blood...

[Shermann]

6. ORLY? Does that work??

[Rorey]

14. If wingnuts hear about that, they'll be hitting the liquor store

Well, more than they already do.

[Ocelot II]

7. Mine makes my neighbors' garage doors open as I walk down the alley.

They are lucky that I'm not inclined to steal bicycles or lawn mowers.

[Midnight Writer]

8. I didn't get any, but my Hotmail is down because of a conflict with my account definitions.

Yeah, I don't know what the hell that means, either.

[Throckmorton]

9. My eldest son's response to me being microchipped by Bill Gates,

"Don't worry dad, you're not that important" , ouch, that smarted.

[Rorey]

10. Yeah, I can always count on my sons to make those kinds of comments

But I do know they love me.