My high school bully still takes my lunch money

[Duncanpup]

The upside is that he makes a great subway sandwich

[Atticus]

1. Excellent! nt

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Ha ha!

[Wounded Bear]

3. OK, that got a chuckle...

[jmowreader]

4. His name isn't Biff, by any chance?

[MLAA]

5. You are on a roll today Duncanpup!

Nice to start my day with a smile and chuckle.

[lindysalsagal]

6. As long as he stops giving you wedgies in your locker, you're ahead of the game!

[Archae]

7. I would have loved to have been at Bill Gates' class reunion.

Bill meets the guy who used to bully him in school, "I built my umpty-million dollar high-tech house recently, what have you been up to, Carl?"

"Uh...I got my name embroidered on my work shirt..."

[whistler162]

8. I thought you might be a teacher

and bought your lunch in the school cafeteria he was cashier.