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packman

(16,296 posts)
Wed Apr 14, 2021, 11:35 AM Apr 2021

If Florida man was in the Bible - Samson

Florida man gets in an unarmed fight with a lion. Florida man wins.

Florida man murders twenty Californians so he can use their clothes to pay up on a lost bet.

Florida man forces Florida daughter to marry another Florida man despite being already married to another Florida man. Original Florida husband rounds up wild animals and burns down all nearby crops by attaching lit torches to their tails and letting them loose.

Florida man steals city gate and leaves it on a nearby hill.

Florida man goes on killing rampage armed only with a donkey's jawbone.

Florida woman ties up Florida man, cuts his hair, and hires hit men to take him out.

Florida man removes load bearing pillar of a building during a party, killing himself and all other party-goers.

From Redditt:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mqq25v/what_bible_story_would_qualify_as_a_florida_man/

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