Heard any good "walks into a bar" jokes lately?

[red dog 1]

A rapist, a racist, a narcissist, a drug addict, and an idiot walk into a bar.

The bartender says "What'll it be, Mr. Trump?"

[TlalocW]

1. A reverend, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.

TlalocW

[Wounded Bear]

2. A magician walked down the street and turned into a bar...

[marble falls]

3. A man walked into a bar ...

... the next day he had his vision checked.

[imavoter]

4. a priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar

the bartender says....I know what you two are here for, but what about the rabbit.

...and the rabbit says....
Damned auto correct.

[First Speaker]

5. Mohammed, Jesus and Buddha walk into a bar...

...Mohammed says, "no booze for me, of course! I'll have a water." Jesus says, "Water for me, too. I need the exercise." Buddha looks at the bartender thoughtfully and says, "I suppose I'll have a water, too. But do I want it half-empty or half-full?"

[red dog 1]

6. A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here."....A time traveler walks into a bar...

[red dog 1]

7. A ghost walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve spirits"

[FakeNoose]

8. A head walks into a bar...

A head walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, and after he's finished, bang! a torso appears.

So the head asks for another drink and after he finishes, bang! arms come out of the torso.

So the head asks the bartender for another drink and when he has finished, bang! legs appear.

The head is thinking, "Hey, this stuff is great," so he asks the bartender for one more drink for the road and bang! his whole body disappears.

The bartender turns to him and says, "You should have quit while you were a head."

[red dog 1]

9. A guy walks into a crowded local bar holding a pistol in his hand and yelling:

"I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife"

A voice from the other end of the bar called out "You'll need more ammo"