Last night I brushed my teeth with athlete's foot cream.

[Grasswire2]

I'm here to report that it is a little greasy, with an aftertaste.

Nothing at all like the Colgate I thought I had grabbed.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Oh. I thought this was a question from "Match Game 1976."

Source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post/627992656086204416/the-late-charles-nelson-reilly-remembers-himself

[UTUSN]

19. Lunch went to fridge to get pimento cheese spead. Moved everything around, couldn't find it.

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Thought might have left out the night before. Nothing.

Went blank in the mind like what's happening?!1

Finally got a hunch and looked in the freezer and there it was, a rock.

Left it to thaw. Much later, tasted normal.

*** ON EDIT: Whups, was supposed to be regular post to O.P.

[Tadpole Raisin]

2. LOL - and you are still alive, congratulations!

[JohnSJ]

3. Rough night last night?

[Grasswire2]

9. nope, not at all

same old tee-totally existence as always, if that's what you were implying.

Maybe I shouldn't keep multiple tubes of stuff in one holder in the bathroom. Itch cream, toothpaste, athlete's foot cream, yada.

[JohnSJ]

10. +++

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. If it was Preparation H you wouldn't be able to open your mouth!

[PJMcK]

5. That reminds me of a dirty joke

It’s too rude for a public forum, though.

[eppur_se_muova]

22. {forgotten lyrics} ... then ... I got my Ben-Gay mixed up with my Preparation H ...

and it burned, burned, burned ... that ring of fire, that ring of fire.

[Jim G.]

6. Reminds Me Of The Newlyweds That Mixed Up Window Putty With KY Jelly...

All of their windows fell out.

[Casady1]

11. newlywed game

they asked the couples how many days in a row did they do whoopie? the answers were 3-5 and one guy said 20. When the women returned his wife nailed it at 20. Every guy turned his head in awe.

[Harker]

7. No need to fear of athlete's mouth. n/t

[Marthe48]

8. My grandmother told me

my grandfather brushed with Preparation H

He had passed many years before when she told me. She snickered

[zuul]

12. You don't by chance, have a French neighbor named Amelie, do you?

Are any of your garden gnomes missing?

[Atticus]

13. I di tha wunse wi zoopa goo. nt

[DFW]

16. Just in case you are again tempted

Don‘t mix it with coffee.

[Grasswire2]

23. greasy coffee?

Ick.

[Major Nikon]

17. Seems better than putting Colgate on crotch rot

[Vinca]

18. ROFL - they've got to add some mint to that stuff.

[Grasswire2]

24. that was what tipped me off.

Blech!

[Raven]

20. Once my Grandmother put in my Grandfather's false teeth and

couldn't understand why she couldn't get them to fit.

[eppur_se_muova]

21. Got rid of that nasty fungus, though, didn't it ? nt