I Hate My Feet In The Summer

[Jim G.]

I play tennis 3 or 4 times a week with ankle socks on (and shoes too, since this is the Lounge). By this time of the year my legs are tan but my feet look bright white from the ankles down, When I wear flip flops it looks like I have socks on.

[Phoenix61]

1. They make lotions that will "tan" your skin.

Not a perfect fix but it helps. I garden a lot and have the same issue.

[leftieNanner]

2. The Look of Wearing Socks

without the laundry.

Win-Win!

[Cracklin Charlie]

3. Just tell people they're socks.

I’ve gotten so old and grouchy, if anybody comments on my appearance, I’m liable to say any crazy thing and walk off.

I think it’s funnier than “mind your own beeswax”.

[rickyhall]

4. Tell me about it. It can be a bitch being white.

I strip down to trunks to go swimming, I got tanned arms and legs and a snow white torso. When I was a kid I swan in a tee-shirt. Forget about the sunburns. I expect skin cancer any time.

[Jim G.]

5. I Have Three Sisters That Have (Had) Varying Shades Of Red Hair

And are all very fair skinned like my mother was. They can't be in the sun for very long at all.

[gay texan]

6. If you really want your feet to look weird,

Live in a pair of Chaco sandals all summer

[Jim G.]

7. I Lived In Florida For Nearly 10 Years When I Was Younger

And I wore flip flops a lot. I always had the white flip flop stripes but that didn't bother me as much.

[3catwoman3]

8. I've seen people who spend a lot of time in Crocs...

...who have polka dots on their feet.