If I hear (expletive warning)

[Uncle Joe]

"you only pay for what you need" one more time I'm going shoot the fucking television.

[rickyhall]

1. Mute

[Uncle Joe]

3. I'm on the Internet with the T.V. in the background,

that would be hundreds of times a day.

[rickyhall]

6. Me, too, but I still Mute whenever the commercials start.

Of course, I'm not doing any real work or I'd turn TV off.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. I hate every car insurance commercial.....they are all awful.

Every one of them promises to save me $600.

[wyn borkins]

4. Please Be Careful

Because I'll be right in front of you, and just a shotgun's blast away from the screen.

[NNadir]

5. That is an ad produced by the worst advertising agency...

...on the planet. One suspects nepotism is involved.

I wonder if the Trump family is involved with Liberty Mutual.

[Uncle Joe]

7. I'm beginning to wonder

how they could/would be affected by the reconciliation bill?

[Thomas Hurt]

8. Maddeningly inane advertising works!

[rustydog]

9. I can't stand the limu emu commercials!

That one and the effing "Wet Teddy Bears, Wet Teddy bears here!"