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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhen the movie about your life is made, who should do the narration? You can't say Morgan Freeman!
Mine: Kathleen Turner
zanana1
(6,106 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Tadpole Raisin
(972 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Walleye
(30,998 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,925 posts)John Facenda!!!!!! (It would be my own "Super Bowl!!!!)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Facenda
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)secondwind
(16,903 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)RockRaven
(14,951 posts)Attenborough and McCullough.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Moostache
(9,895 posts)Not the "Bill and Ted's" version or even the "Neo" or "John Wick" versions...not even Mr. Reeves circa "Johnny Utah" days...
Nope.
This Keanu (from Steven Colbert's show):
Of course its supposed to be a eulogy, so if he does manage to slip an occasional "WHOAH!", I would not be saddened by that either!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Aristus
(66,310 posts)I want people to think I was a bad-ass...
dweller
(23,622 posts)of PeeWee Herman and Sam Elliot, except PeeWee will read the serious episodes of my life, and Sam will read the silly
✌🏻
sdfernando
(4,929 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Haggard Celine
(16,843 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Tomconroy
(7,611 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)kacekwl
(7,016 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)PJMcK
(22,025 posts)rownesheck
(2,343 posts)Must have an annoying voice to go with my annoying life.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Phoenix61
(17,000 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)kozar
(2,108 posts)Prolly John Belushi or Farley van down by the river.
Ill settle for a professional, mid name actor who enjoyed life. Thats all I try.
Koz
Ocelot II
(115,659 posts)But because I have always been incredibly boring, it should probably be Ben Stein using his Ferris Bueller voice.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Donkees
(31,367 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Glamrock
(11,794 posts)Who else could do a better narration of "The Life of Glam"?
pnwest
(3,266 posts)Funny and foul-mouthed
csziggy
(34,135 posts)CTyankee
(63,900 posts)rampartc
(5,400 posts)cinematicdiversions
(1,969 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)hurl
(938 posts)First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...he can get the tragicomic ironies of a wasted life perfectly...
tblue37
(65,273 posts)DiamondShark
(787 posts)Post another! Post another!
Corgigal
(9,291 posts)From Hamilton and Netflix Mindhunter fame. Such a soothing voice, and adorable. Watch him do some of his stuff below
Brother Buzz
(36,409 posts)He's also going to star in it because he's a dead ringer for me.
I got tired of telling people I'm not Tom Hanks. Hell, for shits and giggles, I started signing autographs.
happybird
(4,602 posts)lastlib
(23,200 posts)Failing that, James Earl Jones.
lpbk2713
(42,751 posts)He'll be around because it looks like he will outlive us all.
Wolf Frankula
(3,600 posts)Wolf
liberaltrucker
(9,129 posts)cloudbase
(5,513 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Would watch your story.
cloudbase
(5,513 posts)there would be plenty of stories that begin
"Now this ain't no shit!
I'll do my best not to leave viewers disappointed.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)So many of my Private Eye adventures were nuts from the word Go.
So I'm driving 65 the wrong way down a one way road that's for official use only at (a major) Airport...
And the car repair guy says "minivans weren't meant to jump" ....