I'm too old to have sex.

[LuckyCharms]

Not for physical reasons, but because my short term memory is so bad.

When she says "YES! YES! JUST LIKE THAT", I say "Just like what"?

[forgotmylogin]

1. "What do you mean 'daddy'? You're 52 years old, Susan!"

My name is NOT Matt Gaetz!

HEY-YOOOO

[LuckyCharms]

2. Stealing this if you don't mind.

[forgotmylogin]

3. A pleasure! n/t

[walkingman]

4. I love verbal feedback during sex......

[Ron Obvious]

5. At my age, I think of it as a welcome chance to lie down for a while

-- Stolen from Bill Bryson

[multigraincracker]

6. I remember how scared I was the first time I had sex....

I was all alone..

[LuckyCharms]

7. Me too, and I had no idea what happened...

and for some reason, I thought I broke something and that I'd never be able to pee again.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

8. I wasn't.