Not to be an alarmist but I'm thinking that when my local market took my temperature this morning

[Floyd R. Turbo]

they erased my memory. I went in for milk and oatmeal but left with beer and bacon!

[marble falls]

1. There are bad memory losses and their are good memory losses. You chose well, weedhopper.

[hlthe2b]

2. It is the chip in your vaccine. Mine has me desperate for Chinese food!

[EYESORE 9001]

3. There's nothing wrong with your memory

That’s just smart shopping right there! Always consider the essentials!

[littlemissmartypants]

4. Ha! I hate beer, but combined with bacon anything can be palatable. ❤

[tanyev]

5. True story. Quite a few years ago.

Sent husband at the time to the store for a very short list of items, one of which was bread. We were totally out. He came home with everything on the list except bread and also some beer. Couldn't find the bread, he said. The beer and bread were in the SAME fricking aisle. As he was standing there pondering what beer to buy, the bread would have been right behind him.

[Sneederbunk]

6. Surprised you did not run out of the store and buy software.

[DBoon]

7. You probably don't have Covid

Your sense of taste appears to be fine