Argh! It's so frustrating trying to do paperwork in a medical clinic.

[Aristus]

I wash my hands probably thirty times a day, and they're always so clean, they just slide right over the paper, and I can't get a grip on it.

Mild annoyance in the scheme of things, but still...

Thank God it's Friday...

[In_The_Wind]

1. Have you tried using hand lotion?

[Aristus]

2. No. My hands aren't too dry or anything.

Just too clean for the skin oils to adhere to the paper.

I haven't really found a moisturizer than doesn't have a fairly greasy consistency.

[Duncanpup]

3. When you get off today relax

Fire up the M1A1 you have in the garage load up the kids and dogs have Mrs aristus drive you hop in TC hatch pass out the CVC , and go out for dinner Applebee’s chili’s a nice steakhouse. I took personal day today to go fishing with family and to take our fifteen month old pup to the vets at 15:00 shots updated and hopefully they have a psychiatrist on staff for the furry nutcase.

And for skin moisturizer try CLP oil.

[Aristus]

5. The family that crews tanks together, stays together.

I like it...

You wouldn't believe how much room an M1 Abrams takes up in the garage!...

[cbabe]

4. Try rubber finger tips. Like sewing thimbles for paperwork.