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Siwsan

(26,259 posts)
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 07:12 AM Aug 2021

Has anyone ever clocked the speed of a kitten on a mission?

Judas Freaking Priest, these little fuzz balls are fast! I turned my back for a nano-second and suddenly I went from 4 kittens on the couch, to 3 kittens on the couch. Finally found Sootie who proceeded to make another half dozen escape attempts. They are certainly testing my reflexes!

Of course, after wearing me out, she curled up next to me and gave me kitten kisses, so all is forgiven.

Hopefully they are all sleeping because I need coffee. Today I'm transitioning them from the play pen to 'break time' in the en suite bathroom. Ok, the break is for me. But it will also give them MUCH more room to romp. And, yes, I have totally kitten proofed it.
And, that's where they will now be spending their nights. The play pen will now serve as a 'holding facility' when I need a short break to eat, go out to do yard work, or have to run errands.

Now, where's that bottle of Kahlua? I think I need the one infused with Chili Pepper.

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Has anyone ever clocked the speed of a kitten on a mission? (Original Post) Siwsan Aug 2021 OP
years ago when hubby and i had a few cats. We started out with one neutered cat... samnsara Aug 2021 #1
Lol, wow! nt LittleGirl Aug 2021 #2
With mine, I called it the Kittyanapolis 500. niyad Aug 2021 #3
Thee official speed of kittens is mach3. niyad Aug 2021 #4
Remember, one of their cousins, the cheetah, is the fastest land animal on earth.... lastlib Aug 2021 #5
My Savanna Cat ChazInAz Aug 2021 #8
They not only have speed but watch them when they crash. gordianot Aug 2021 #6
Our 15 year olds, still get the Zoomies. 3Hotdogs Aug 2021 #7
Every cat I've ever had did that. ShazzieB Aug 2021 #12
They're fast! In one batch I fostered there was one who always ran away from the group. CaptainTruth Aug 2021 #9
Zoom zoom IronLionZion Aug 2021 #10
this ,,, AllaN01Bear Aug 2021 #11
That are amazingly fast. They also have the ability Phoenix61 Aug 2021 #13

samnsara

(17,616 posts)
1. years ago when hubby and i had a few cats. We started out with one neutered cat...
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 08:19 AM
Aug 2021

....over time ( because people deposited their unwanted pets on our land) we ended up with several females who all had their kittens at the same time. We had about 15 kittens who eventually became a herd of kittens. They all ran thru the house at the same time.. it was like a stampede...a very noisy and entertaining stampede.

lastlib

(23,213 posts)
5. Remember, one of their cousins, the cheetah, is the fastest land animal on earth....
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 08:36 AM
Aug 2021

Even the starship Enterprise was not capable of hitting Warp Kitten.

ChazInAz

(2,564 posts)
8. My Savanna Cat
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 08:53 AM
Aug 2021

Was a zoomster all his life. He even resembled a miniature cheetah, with his stilts legs, Egyptian eye makeup, and spots. He'd tear around the house at speed for a while, then drop in his tracks for a nap.

gordianot

(15,237 posts)
6. They not only have speed but watch them when they crash.
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 08:39 AM
Aug 2021

You get a pile of comatose kittens in the strangest places.

3Hotdogs

(12,372 posts)
7. Our 15 year olds, still get the Zoomies.
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 08:47 AM
Aug 2021

--- one end of the house to the other, for no reason.

Actually, sometimes there is a reason and a dead mouse shows up.

ShazzieB

(16,368 posts)
12. Every cat I've ever had did that.
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 09:49 AM
Aug 2021

Including the one I have now, Willow. And when I watch them zooming around, looking like they're chasing (or being chased by) invisible monsters, I can easily understand why people used to think cats are prone to being possessed by demons!

CaptainTruth

(6,588 posts)
9. They're fast! In one batch I fostered there was one who always ran away from the group.
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 09:07 AM
Aug 2021

If I put them on the floor as a group, he was always the one who sped away to go somewhere. It can be hard to come up with unique names for all the kittens when you're fostering litter after litter, but he earned the name Galileo because he was the explorer, he wanted to know what was "out there."

IronLionZion

(45,427 posts)
10. Zoom zoom
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 09:10 AM
Aug 2021

it can be nerve wracking when you open the door and they sprint outside like a cheetah seeking freedom

Phoenix61

(17,001 posts)
13. That are amazingly fast. They also have the ability
Mon Aug 23, 2021, 11:16 AM
Aug 2021

to pour themselves into and/or through spaces that are a quarter their size.

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