Five year old writes to CIA; wants to be a spy, along with his dog Ellie

[zuul]

22 Aug 2021

Dear CIA

My name is Joel Laporta. I am 5 years old. I live in Florida. Me and my dog, Ellie, want to be spies.

Reasons we would be good spies:

1. I would be a good spy because I’m always sneaking up on my dad.
2. You can make me better at Hide and Seek.
3. I always dress up as Darth Vader and no one knows it’s me but sometimes they know.
4. Ellie would be a good spy because she can use the gadgets. She is a good listener.

Thank you Mr. Government for reading my letter.

Joel

Link to tweet

[The Blue Flower]

1. I know an 8 yo who wrote to the government

He wanted it to be legal to give 8 year olds beer and coffee. My son's next door neighbor's kid.

[Nittersing]

2. That was a fun thread to wade through

Looks like a retired CIA guy is working on getting something going on...

And an FBI guy said he should join them not the CIA.

Thanks for the lighthearted read.

[Upthevibe]

3. Kick....n/t

[orangecrush]

4. From the comments....

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