"You old dudes keep it simple. Some of the hipster guys that come in talk like they're ordering

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Starbucks!” The barber yesterday when I told him how I’d like my hair cut!

[Jim G.]

1. LOL!

I used to let my sister cut my hair after she finished beauty school. I'd start telling her how I wanted it cut & she'd smack me on the back of the head & say, "Shut up! Who's doing this, you or me"

It always looked good though so I let her.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. The front looked good!

[Jim G.]

3. LOL!

I took one of my boys to the barber once & when he was in the chair I asked the barber if he could cut "Kick me" in the back. He said "Sure!" & turned the clippers on right behind his head & drew on it with the flat side of the comb. You should have seen the kid trying to look at the back of his head from the front.

[brewens]

4. I got some laughs the other day. At 60, my hair is down to my shoulders for the first

time ever and some buddies were giving me crap about it. Specifically a couple local fantasy football buddies. They said they didn't allow hippies in the bar we're having the draft at. I replied that I was just growing it out so I could go into the barber shop right before the draft nd say, "give me the Trump!" I bet they let me in then!