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The engineer and the anti-vaxxer (joke)
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile-infested river.
The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer, "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?"
The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said, "99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely."
The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking, "Forget that, I'm swimming!"
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Super good! 
a true patriot would become ungovernable to own the libs. God gave us natural immunity to crocodiles.
