How to get your dog to lose all love for you

[packman]

[I_UndergroundPanther]

1. There was a thing I read long time ago

That there were several monkeys. Each one got the same amount of grapes except for 1.

This monkey got dramatically less grapes than the others. Monkey lost his shit and protested
Being cheated.

So when you are dealing with animals,share equally and be honest.

Because to them democracy,honesty and equality matter to them.

Animals are very democratic in how they are.

They are a model for us to emulate concerning certain things.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. That's just mean.

[Retired Engineer Bob]

3. That is mean

But not nearly as bad as the maple bacon fake out:

I would never do this to my girl Roxy, she’s a 95 lb Rottweiler. She has big teeth, but a sweet heart:

[orleans]

4. lol. she DOES have big teeth--and they are so CLEAN!!! good job bob & roxy! nt

[Retired Engineer Bob]

5. She's a sweetheart

16 months old, got her over the play biting thing. I was going to do the you bite my hand, I’ll bite your paw strategy. My brother suggested this may not be a good plan.

[orleans]

8. lol nt

[Retired Engineer Bob]

7. She keeps her teeth clean chewing on Republicans

Just kidding

[orleans]

9. (you got me chuckling again. thanks) nt

[Retired Engineer Bob]

10. Laughter is the best medicine n/t

[smirkymonkey]

11. Awww! Sweet, beautiful Roxy!

What a gorgeous dog! My sister had a big Rottie named Ruby, but she passed on about 8 years ago. It was so sad. I just loved that dog and she was so protective of me (and my sister, her kids, her husband and anybody else she loved).

But if she didn't like you, watch out! They also had a Yellow Lab at the time who was also very sweet, but he was kind of the Happy Idiot. Just winning over hearts with his sweet little dumb look. lol!

Now they have a beautiful Swiss Mountain Dog named Rosy and she is just a sweetheart as swell. I just love all these "gentle giants" There is something so calming and soonthng about them.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. Don't tease the dog!

[Duppers]

12. Amen to that. 👍

Only mean people tease.

[Rhiannon12866]

13. When I was a kid, my Dad got us a puppy who I loved more than anything.

In fact, I read the book that my uncle gave us on training your dog and I taught that pup to do everything. But my brother was not so good with the dog and I can still hear my mother saying those exact words to him...