My wife and I had fight she was crawling on her knees at the end

[Duncanpup]

She said get out from under that bed coward.

[Skittles]

1. STOP IT DUNCANPUP

yer killing me

[femmedem]

2. One of your best.

[underpants]

3. Do you keep snacks under there?

I mean, you never know how long your going to be down there. Amiright?

[Ilsa]

4. And a box of Depends.

Best OP this year!

[Trueblue1968]

9. . Do you keep chocolate under there?

[GeoWilliam750]

5. Sounds like you might have to assert your dominance like I often must

In my house, I make the big decisions, and my wife makes the small decisions.

She also decides what is a big decision and what is a small decision.

In my house, coming out from under the bed would be a big decision.

[Aussie105]

6. Came home late one night.

Thought my car's exhaust was loose, something made a rattling noise.
Dove under the car at the back.

From that position, I could see the front door opening.
Wife was there, in her sexy night gown, smiling and kissing a stranger as he went out the door.

Oh, the shock, horror! My eyes couldn't believe themselves when I saw it!
Rear tires were wearing unevenly!
Shattered man I was at that moment, I can tell you!

Not mine, and not as good as yours, Duncanpup.

[Duncanpup]

7. I love it 😂

[2Gingersnaps]

8. You guys are adorable.