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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsJoke: How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.
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Joke: How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Original Post)
FakeNoose
Oct 2021
OP
That's because she's holding the bulb incorrectly if she wants to screw it in. n/t
aggiesal
Oct 2021
#10
Only one... to call the police, because in the dark, EVERYONE might be a suspect.
FailureToCommunicate
Oct 2021
#4
Sanity Claws
(21,838 posts)1. Karens never have a light bulb moment
Karens always remain in the dark.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,006 posts)5. Nice!
aggiesal
(8,906 posts)10. That's because she's holding the bulb incorrectly if she wants to screw it in. n/t
Shermann
(7,398 posts)2. None. She complains about the darkness to the manager so they'll do it. nt
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,816 posts)3. Better!
FailureToCommunicate
(14,006 posts)4. Only one... to call the police, because in the dark, EVERYONE might be a suspect.
Evil Karens.
AwakeAtLast
(14,120 posts)6. That's a Soprano joke
Not that I've heard it a lot or anything....
Dystopian Optimist
(76 posts)7. How many KYRSTENs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the one we are talking about is a scatterbrained dingdong who can't make up her alleged mind!
Mr.Bill
(24,228 posts)8. I heard that as a Stanford Graduate joke
years ago in Silicon Valley. And everyone gets the joke except the Stanford Grad in the room.
aggiesal
(8,906 posts)11. How do you get a Stanford grad off your front porch? ...
Pay for the pizza!
Mr.Bill
(24,228 posts)12. Good one.
3825-87867
(836 posts)9. Depends on how big they are