Mark Zuckerberg Changes Name to Mother Teresa

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Mark Zuckerberg Changes Name to Mother Teresa

By Andy Borowitz
October 29, 2021

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mark-zuckerberg-changes-name-to-mother-teresa

MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—

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“The name ‘Mark Zuckerberg’ did not accurately describe my function: to be a force for good, spreading love and kindness throughout the metaverse,” he said.

Mother Teresa admitted that it might be difficult for some Meta employees to get used to his new name, but he said that he would give them until the end of October to do so.

After that, he said, any employee who refers to him as Mark Zuckerberg will be immediately “expelled from the metaverse.”

“Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind,” Mother Teresa said.

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1. Lol! Next he'll be "Ye."

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2. I love good satire

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