Can anyone here tell me what is wrong with me?

[LuckyCharms]

I mean, besides the obvious.

[cilla4progress]

1. I love posts like this ... enigmatic...!

What are your symptoms, love?

[LuckyCharms]

5. Well, I got this thing,

where there should not be a thing.

I'm feeling kind of strange, not necessarily in a "bad" way, but more of a "strange" way.

Sometimes when I look at my wall poster of Fonzie, his lips seem to move a little bit.

I have this itch, but I can't tell where it is.

When I woke up, there was a little piece of cooked carrot entangled in my hair, and I have not had a carrot in at least a week.

I have a scar on the bridge of my nose that was not there yesterday.

I have trouble pronouncing the word "specific".

[MOMFUDSKI]

13. Too

funny. LOVE the 'specific' thingy. Thanks

[ret5hd]

2. It's your nose.

Maybe your elbows too. Oh, and that noise you make when you stand up.

[PoliticAverse]

3. The non-obvious. n/t

[sdfernando]

4. I couldn't say

But if you come up with two things wrong, you will be alright.

[Sogo]

6. Do you own a cat?

"When I woke up, there was a little piece of cooked carrot entangled in my hair, and I have not had a carrot in at least a week.

I have a scar on the bridge of my nose that was not there yesterday."

[Scrivener7]

7. It's your shoes. They are half a size too small. Everything else stems from that.

[empedocles]

8. Nice thread

[NCjack]

9. Face the fact that you have aged, your metabolism has slowed,

and you have gained some weight.

Your underwear is too small. You cannot relax when you overflow. Replaced with the appropriate large size.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

10. That reminds me. There's something else you need to see.

Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/84653667969471267/

Hat tip, a poster at Joe.My.God.

[Totally Tunsie]

11. "Nothing goes right when your underwear's tight."

https://www.ngataonga.org.nz/set/item/46

[Atticus]

12. How much time you got, LC? (Just kidding----Is he smiling?) nt

[Leith]

14. Your avatar needs proper curing

then to be smoked at your leisure.

[malthaussen]

15. You are possessed by a dispirited spirit.

You should ghost him at once.

-- Mal