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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMan claims to have grenade in his ass
He's arrested in Las Vegas after telling people he "wants to fart"
You can't make this shit up.
https://news3lv.com/news/local/man-arrested-outside-of-strat-claimed-to-have-grenade-in-his-ass-bomb-threat-joe-rogan-illuminati
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Emile
(22,669 posts)To be that crazy.
whathehell
(29,067 posts)Emile
(22,669 posts)whathehell
(29,067 posts)but I think this guy may have out done him.
calimary
(81,220 posts)whathehell
(29,067 posts)Who needs a cranky bomber, after all.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,338 posts)It's a lot more explosive than "pull my finger"
(grandpa joke)
whathehell
(29,067 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)whathehell
(29,067 posts)Chainfire
(17,530 posts)You got to hate it when you are the package.
The bomb squad arrived at the hospital, but the doctors, it seems, had already emptied "the package".
sarge43
(28,941 posts)when feasible and safe, blow it up in place.
"What to do, what ever shall we do?"
Just_Vote_Dem
(2,802 posts)Haven't laughed this hard in a long time
whathehell
(29,067 posts)I felt the same way, so I had to share it
3catwoman3
(23,973 posts)...objects inserted in them.
When I was in nursing school, I worked weekends as the unit clerk in the minor trauma side of the Emergency Department. Inside the door of one of the supply cabinets, the doctors had taped various of the foreign bodies they had removed from assorted locations.
Emile
(22,669 posts)whathehell
(29,067 posts)docs might be afraid to go ahead without first getting an okay from the Bomb Squad.
whathehell
(29,067 posts)That said. I'd guess, not to mention hope, that bombs remain rare.
Wicked Blue
(5,831 posts)Should he be called a suicide farter?
whathehell
(29,067 posts)My husband and I were in near hysterics when we read it. We hadn't laughed that hard in a LONG time.