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This is NOT funny. It's not, it's just not. 😳👀😆 (Original Post)
underpants
Feb 2022
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Bayard
(21,805 posts)1. Sorry--I still laughed like a hyena
underpants
(182,274 posts)2. I didn't.
No I did NOT crack up. I didnt.
Beakybird
(3,329 posts)3. 🤣🤣🤣
brush
(53,471 posts)4. Come on, it's sorta funny...chuckle inducing, wide smile even.
Coventina
(26,857 posts)5. He misunderstood the command, "Get down party people!'
"Get down"
underpants
(182,274 posts)11. 👆👆👆THIS
edbermac
(15,919 posts)6. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
czarjak
(11,191 posts)7. Lowbrowed?
SeattleVet
(5,468 posts)8. Once again, you're right. It's NOT funny.
It's freaking laugh-your-ass-off hilarious!
Wounded Bear
(58,440 posts)9. Ok, that got a chuckle...
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,483 posts)10. Reads like a Don Rickles or Henny Youngman joke......
from days gone by.........
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?
Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!
Don Rickles
Don Rickles
Credits: Quotes taken from https://www.azquotes.com/
KY......
underpants
(182,274 posts)12. Mr. Warmth
Thanks. Great way to start a Monday.