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Mr.Bill

(24,282 posts)
Tue May 17, 2022, 07:30 PM May 2022

I haven't had any problems yet, but I've thought of a great answer

if anyone says anything rude to me about why I am wearing a mask. And it won't piss anyone off or cause any escalation to the situation.

I'll just say "I wear it because it keeps beautiful women from walking up to me, throwing their arms around me and kissing me on the lips. It's a problem I've had all my life and I finally found a solution."

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I haven't had any problems yet, but I've thought of a great answer (Original Post) Mr.Bill May 2022 OP
Excellent! I hope you get a chance to use it... 3catwoman3 May 2022 #1
So far my wife said Mr.Bill May 2022 #2
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