Not sure I'd want to stay here

[Major Nikon]

I'm not that big on breakfast

[Curtland1015]

1. I hear that place got two thumbs (and eight other fingers) up.

[NYC_SKP]

2. It is a real place, you know...

La Fistinière’s fisting chapel, aka the Fistine Chapel.

La Fistinière is an idyllic bed-and-breakfast located on the grounds of a former farm in the French countryside, 100 miles south of Paris. It is distinguished from all other B&Bs in the world by the fact that it is dedicated to fist fucking. Lodgers can eat a gourmet French breakfast in the morning and get their buttholes stretched to the max by noon in one of five private rooms. Or, for the more adventurous, there’s a communal “fisting chapel” in the attic that features all sorts of medieval-looking contraptions and a large mural of muscular men sticking limbs, chains, and traffic cones up one another’s anuses in a series of complex, painful-looking positions.

The place is owned by Juan Carlos and François (they both go by their first names only), a friendly pair of nontraditional gentlemen who remodeled the building themselves and run all day-to-day operations except the meals (which are lovingly prepared by François’s sister, Nelly). They also have a cat named Fistouille, which roughly translates to “My Beloved Fist Fuck.”

Clearly, these Frenchmen are not afraid to get their hands dirty.



http://www.vice.com/read/bed-and-breakfast-and-fisting-v18n8

[Denninmi]

3. Uh, yeah, all I can say is

I have the same reaction as the farmhand in the SNL Colonel Angus video at about 4:17-4:20 mark. Ew, ick.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/665455/

[rurallib]

4. I prefer to take my breakfast in the old fashioned way

but who am I to tell others what to do?

[HopeHoops]

5. Some people like eggs, some like sausage, some like, uh, D'OH!