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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly
hear, so she took it to the veterinarian... The vet found that the
problem was
hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear
fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this
from
recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover
and rub
it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought
some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If
you're
going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few
days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The
pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion
for a
couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If
you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well,
stay off your bicycle for about a week."
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)"schnauzer"!
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)rrneck
(17,671 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Specifically, when she says "I have a black Peugeot" and Cheech replies, "See, I knew you weren't a natural redhead."