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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)
Mon Aug 6, 2012, 10:20 PM Aug 2012

Dog had trouble hearing ----------

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly
hear, so she took it to the veterinarian... The vet found that the
problem was
hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear
fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this
from
recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover
and rub
it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought
some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If
you're
going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few
days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The
pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion
for a
couple of days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If
you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well,
stay off your bicycle for about a week."

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Dog had trouble hearing ---------- (Original Post) Tuesday Afternoon Aug 2012 OP
! NYC_SKP Aug 2012 #1
Okay....I'm gonna have to steal this one!!! Honeycombe8 Aug 2012 #2
... rrneck Aug 2012 #3
That reminds me of the redhead in the green dress in "Born in East L.A." HopeHoops Aug 2012 #4
 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
4. That reminds me of the redhead in the green dress in "Born in East L.A."
Tue Aug 7, 2012, 09:37 AM
Aug 2012

Specifically, when she says "I have a black Peugeot" and Cheech replies, "See, I knew you weren't a natural redhead."

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