It's good for what ails ya

[Major Nikon]

[Scuba]

1. Guaranteed to end your suffering...

Hey Conservatives, feeling let down? Feel like the Fact Free Fear and Hate Fox Network has left you without any arrows in your quiver to use against those awful libruls?

Well just take a double-dose of Koch Brothers Toxic Sludge - Guaranteed to End Your Suffering.

And it costs only pennies, which is a good thing, because that's all you'll be making under the new Koch-sponsored government, regardless if you are public or private sector workers.

Remember, Unions destroyed America by creating weekends, 40-hour work weeks, overtime pay and they even denied children the right to work in factories like God intended.

Enjoy Koch Brothers Toxic Sludge!

[HarveyDarkey]

2. I saw the title & thought Jack Daniels

same idea, different palate.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Got me! I was thinking...