Friday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

[Aristus]

Two shots of Smirnoff, and now, a New York Sour.

Took a testing sip of the rye. Let’s just say I’ve seen two-handed lumberjack saws with a smoother edge…

But it goes well in a cocktail…

Happy Friday Night, everybody.

I love you all…

[cilla4progress]

1. Why do you supposed I was rejected

for a White House tour on my trip to DC which

I'M HEADING TO SEATAC RIGHT NOW FOR A REDEYE??

🤣🤣🤣

I'm hurt....

😝🙂👋🏽😆

[Aristus]

2. Don't know.

If it were up to me, you would have a place of honor at the head of the line.

Safe flight…

[cilla4progress]

6. Awe!!

Gonna try to catch Joe or Kamala sonewhere's anyway!

Hangin' at the Smithsonian!

Enjoy your buzz!!

[cilla4progress]

14. Awe!!

Gonna try to catch Joe or Kamala somewheres anyway!

Hangin' at the Smithsonian!

Enjoy your buzz!!

[gay texan]

3. Will I ever find a smoking hot

Asian boyfriend?

[Aristus]

4. I wish this for you with all my heart.

May he have cheekbones to die for and love you immensely.

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. Have you considered gin martini's?

With an Onion and an Olive?


Not me. Love G&T's and Gin Bloody Mary's, but.....martoonies, whole different situation.

[Aristus]

7. Right there with you.

Love G&’s, but I like my martinis Russian.

No olive, no pearl onion.

[OAITW r.2.0]

10. If you like an occaisional Bloody Mary,

try one with gin. Gin and V-8 were made for each other.

[bucolic_frolic]

8. How much advantage can you gain with the best knowledge and strategy?

Joe Biden talks about how the best ideas always win.

How can we ensure we win any given endeavor?

[Aristus]

9. Killing all the Republicans.

Otherwise, they’ll cheat. They always do.

[GP6971]

11. What's a New York sour?

I'm familiar with a whiskey sour, but not a NY sour.

How things at the clinic?

[Aristus]

15. Rye, lemon juice, and a splash of red wine.

Puts hair on your chest.

[GP6971]

18. No bitters? n/t

[Aristus]

21. Nah. The rye handles that admirably.

[chillfactor]

12. Just sipping on my red wine

Wish I had the money to buy vodka and tomato juice for a really good Bloody Mary.

[panader0]

13. I'm having a cookie jones. I buy a bag of cookies every Saturday morning to last the week.

Well, I finished them off last night and don't have any for after dinner tonight.
Should I continue pacing back and forth? It's a long ways to the store. Hurry sunrise.
Any recommendations?

[niyad]

17. Does your store deliver?

[panader0]

20. Nothing delivers where I live.

44 years here and still not a single trick or treater. It's too spooky.

[niyad]

25. I am so sorry. That is no fun at all.

Note: buy a bigger box or bag of cookies. Or keep the ready-to-bakes in your freezer.

[Marthe48]

30. try peanut butter on a graham cracker

You can sprinkle some chococlate chips on top, and it is a passable sweet treat.

Or dunk a graham cracker into cool whip. Very passable If you do pb, choc and cool whip, you won't care you ran out of cookies!

[panader0]

36. I don't have any graham crackers, cool whip or chocolate chips, but

being Saturday morning, I just got back from the store with a fresh supply of cookies.
Now if I can only ration them.....

[Marthe48]

37. I feel great relief for you

If you start getting short again, try breaking the cookies in half. You might think you're getting the proper dose

[niyad]

16. And we love you back. Pavlova or charlotte russe?

[Aristus]

22. Pavlova.

There’s no such thing as too much meringue…

[niyad]

26. So very true.

[LudwigPastorius]

19. Next time, consider a nice Ukrainian vodka.

[Aristus]

23. I will!

Sláva Ukraini!

[niyad]

27. Slava Ukraini!

[Wolf Frankula]

24. Do You Know Any Place I Get Maryland Rye Whiskey?

And are you aware that The Reaper is terrified of you?

Wolf

Time for another pint.

[Aristus]

28. Do you have a beverage superstore near you?

That’s your best bet.

How can anyone be terrified of me? I’m about as intimidating as Mister Rogers.

[Marthe48]

29. Why did I fall asleep in my chair and miss this?

[Aristus]

31. Did you start drinking too early in the evening?

I mean, good on ya for getting into the spirit of it, but you see what happened…

[Marthe48]

32. I took ibuprofin

so no vodka for me. What a grim choice, I'll tell ya

[Aristus]

33. Yeah, ibuprofen provides, like, NO kind of buzz...

[Marthe48]

34. I decided

I'd rather feel no pain, than be feeling no pain. Yuk, yuk

I'll try to be present the next buzz. Enjoy your weekend.

[Aristus]

35. You, too.