Halloween this year I'm going as MAGA

[Duncanpup]

Although not sure how I’m gonna stick my head in my ass.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Better get on it, you have a LOT of limbering up to do in only 30 days ;) nt

[magicarpet]

2. Get a big swastika tattooed on each cheek.

(On your face,.. not the other end.)

You will blend right in with the MAGA crowd and welcomed with open arms into the fold.

(Don't forget the red made in China MAGA cap.)

[Zambero]

3. That feat is best handled by the actual practitioners

They handle it so very well, speaking volumes in the process, although somewhat muffled as a result of cranial positioning. Accept no substitutions!

[LuckyCharms]

4. I'll show you how. I do it all the time!

[FakeNoose]

5. That would be a zombie wearing a red hat

... and carrying an assault rifle (but I wouldn't recommend that for Halloween.)

[Initech]

6. Take some tantric yoga lessons. I hear there's guys available for that!