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sibelian

(7,804 posts)
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 05:24 PM Aug 2012

And when you gaze long into an abyss ....


...the abyss eventually gets pissed off with your passive aggressive bullshit and says "Stop staring at me you rude bastard! How would you like it if weird, sinister people followed you around for decades and ogled you continuously like you were some kind of freak show? Hm!? Have a good look, then, you nosy piece of shit! I can't help the way I am! It's congenital! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" And then it bursts into tears and calls the police and gets an injunction out on your ass, which is highly embarassing and an alarming experience calling for some self-examination and perhaps a re-evaluation of one's OCD abyss fetish.
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And when you gaze long into an abyss .... (Original Post) sibelian Aug 2012 OP
Embarrassing and alarming! The horror...the horror... pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #1
!!! MiddleFingerMom Aug 2012 #2
Death: "Is this guy bothering you?" sibelian Aug 2012 #3
... later on sibelian Aug 2012 #4

sibelian

(7,804 posts)
4. ... later on
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 11:17 PM
Aug 2012

the abyss sits sobbing in the courtroom as you wither under the unforgiving gaze of oddly dressed faceless officials and it says "I thought I'd finally found someone nice... He seemed so lovely and sensitive, and I'd felt so empty for so long, but he turned out to be another fucking weirdo... staring and staring... Jesus... no conversation, nothing to look forward to together, just staring... my whole goddamn non-existence is one long story of failed relationships with pseudo-philosophical emo bullshitters with an existential complex and stalker tendencies... Oh God, when does this end!?!?!"
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