$100 Million Penthouse Apartment For Sale In Midtown Manhattan

[Tuesday Afternoon]

Asking Price Highest For Any New York City Apt. Currently On The Market.
July 31, 2012 11:14 AM

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork/AP) – Are you looking for a new apartment in New York City?
Have an extra $100 million lying around? If so, this place is for you!
An octagon-shaped penthouse in midtown Manhattan is on the market for $100 million.
The 8,000-square-foot apartment is at CitySpire on West 56th Street.
It’s being sold by Long Island real estate developer Steven Klar. It’s listed with Prudential Douglas Elliman.



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[HopeHoops]

1. Ew.

[derby378]

2. I'm spending my millions to hire Kate Bush to perform at my nephew's next birthday party

There's just one stipulation - she has to be the opening act for my brother's band, Baboon:

I know, Kate is Kate, but family is forever.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. awesome. am I invited?

[derby378]

4. Hell, come on down!

I can pencil you into this shindig, no worries.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Run! It's the building from "Ghostbusters"!

Or if you prefer, thank goodness it's rent-controlled!

[Ron Obvious]

6. 8,000 square feet!

Hell, an 8,000 square feet apartment! That's almost four times the size of my suburban house.

Nobody - with the possible exception of myself - should ever be that rich.

[Kaleva]

7. That's almost 9 times the size of my house.

[Ron Obvious]

8. Careful now!

This could so easily descend into another one of those interminable 4 Yorkshiremen sketches

"9 times smaller? You're lucky!" I hope I have hereby phrophylactically prevented same.

[pinboy3niner]

9. Your town was so small you only had a Motel 6?

Well, MY town was so small, all we had was a Motel 5!

[blueknight]

10. and

there are people sitting right outside there, homeless and hungry, sickening

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. Does the fridge come with?

That's a deal-breaker....

[ObelixS]

12. Who determines the true sale price?

Who determines the true sale price of the house.