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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsEven if everyone else forgets your birthday or special occasion, your dog will never let you down
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Even if everyone else forgets your birthday or special occasion, your dog will never let you down (Original Post)
MiddleFingerMom
Aug 2012
OP
It doesn't matter. They'll wipe their asses on the carpet anyway (the scoot streak).
HopeHoops
Aug 2012
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)1. Ha!
turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)2. Some things you can count on,
but when Max leaves it in a wrapped box I'll be pretty amaze.
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)3. LOL!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)4. Why the fuck can't they use the tile?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)5. Ever try wiping your ass on a hard cold tile floor?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)6. It doesn't matter. They'll wipe their asses on the carpet anyway (the scoot streak).
But the probability of a dog shitting on the carpet is directly proportionate to how loose they are. They only drop the firm ones on the tile.
rurallib
(62,406 posts)7. that could be the turd that's polished up into the next
Republican presidential candidate.