I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's yesterday

[Roland99]

His mom got really angry at me

[irisblue]

1. You saved that kid IMO

[Beakybird]

2. I entertain seniors for a living. That's going to get a lot of laughs 🤣. It made me laugh..

[LakeArenal]

3. Said Mike Pence?

[Different Drummer]

4. ...

[Hugh_Lebowski]

5. They're called Happy Meals ... just saying (nt)

[Sneederbunk]

6. Did you keep the toy?

[Goonch]

7. 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

[calimary]

8. Barrump-bump!

[judesedit]

9. Lol

[lambchopp59]

10. Have your triglycerides checked.

Thanks for the chuckle.

[Auggie]

11. Stealing

[Beastly Boy]

12. Was it made from real kids?

[cstanleytech]

13. I can't blame her as hay isn't cheap these days.

[Turbineguy]

14. I ate a sandwich

named Kevin at work on Thursday.

[Roland99]

15. Glad y'all liked this one.