I have a big hole in my bathroom wall.

Seriously though, I'm glad you didn't bash a hole in anything important, like your skull. Slippery bathrooms are notorious for injuries.

Built almost 40 years ago and still has the ugly shit-colored ovens.

Which is why i said shit-colored!

Somehow squirrels got into the crawlspace and set up their living quarters behind our shower wall. I could hear them scratching and reported it to management. It took two long weeks to get them to take care of the problem. By the time they fixed it, the wall was paper thin. I think I hold the record for the shortest showers in history.

At the time I was very afraid to go into the bathroom. We only had one bathroom at the time. I kept the door closed at all times not knowing when the squirrels would finally break in. The management fixed it in one day, after I threatened to check into a very expensive hotel and send them the bill.

"Peeing in the shower" is a topic that can't end well



Sorry, no links. I failed to bookmark that thread.

their convention in Tampa?