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*** Gets staple gun out and posts new signs for the DU Motel *** (Original Post)
LynneSin
Aug 2012
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rug
(82,333 posts)1. "if the immodesty fall down the guest complacent"
Truer words were never written.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)2. Learn from this MiddleFingerMom cautionary tale:
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"Shit a motel bed ONCE... and they will never, EVER let you live it down.
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(Man, did I EVER find an animated GIF of Spud from "Trainspotting" waking up that I could NEVER use on DU!!!)
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LynneSin
(95,337 posts)3. 2nd grossest scene from that movie
nolabear
(41,959 posts)4. Arise, children of the patriots! Defend the matress that fall down!
Yep, works for me.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)8. Don't want the guest complacent
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)5. I don't have a fucking clue what that's supposed to mean.
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)7. Yeah, neither do they.
I keep saying, doesn't pay to hire an 8th grader to translate.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)9. Don't worry. They haven't yet built...
...the hotel jail that can hold YOU for long!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)12. After buritto and Schlitz night, that jail is called "the bathroom".
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)6. I would ALWAYS treasure resources, water, and power conservation.
That's just the kind of guy I am.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)10. Best I can gather from this...
"...take good care of the inn's hygiene facilities such as the towel result ined by you damaged. Foul stuff will from your personal..."
Is that they don't want people using the inn's towels to clean up foul stuff like vomit and diarrhea.
Use the sheets and blankets instead.
Is that they don't want people using the inn's towels to clean up foul stuff like vomit and diarrhea.
Use the sheets and blankets instead.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)11. What a useful skill - Engrish to English translations
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)13. I think they accidentally put an "on" in Honorific Guest
at least from their description of their typical guests