Meanwhile, in Sweden...

[Major Nikon]

[HopeHoops]

1. We had a little bulb we called the "booger ball". It worked pretty well with all three kids.

[Major Nikon]

4. We still have ours

[HopeHoops]

5. Sadly, I think we do too. The youngest is 17.

[Major Nikon]

7. My youngest is 16.

You use yours as a sex thing?

I keep mine in the event that I may suddenly need a bidet.

[HopeHoops]

8. Um, no. We've got dildos and other vibrating objects for that. It won't work as a bidet.

Well, unless you've got an ass about 8" wide.

[Major Nikon]

9. You make that sound like it's a bad thing

[HopeHoops]

10. To be fair, we don't use them that much anymore. And yes, my wife's got a skinny ass.

[Scuba]

2. I used the turkey baster on my kids. Wife went and bought a new one afterwards.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Those socialist Swedes have made baby eating less messy.

[LynneSin]

6. COming soon to your local Ikea

How else do you think they make those yummy swedish meatballs

[HopeHoops]

11. I always thought they were dog turds with rice stirred in.

[geardaddy]

12. That's the gravy.