Note to self: Don't get drunk and buy shit on ebay

[Major Nikon]

[HopeHoops]

1. How much did Dubya's official White House portrait cost?

[Major Nikon]

2. 2

2 much, regardless of the cost.

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Who doesn't appreciate a chimp with a developed palate?

[HopeHoops]

5. Yeah, and that front goblet is full of vodka.

[trof]

4. You can buy shit on ebay?

Why would anybody do that?

[jmowreader]

8. For gardening, of course

http://www.ebay.com/itm/100-Quarter-Horse-Manure-Compost-Gardening-/110943002954?pt=Fertilizer_Soil_Amendments&hash=item19d4b7e14a

According to the listing, it's about one-quarter dirt and 75 percent quarter horse shit.

[Major Nikon]

9. For laughs

http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-Lot-Fake-Poop-Poo-Crap-Turd-Pooper-Prank-Novelty-Gag-Practical-Joke-LOOKS-REAL-/320968335388?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4abb34201c

[nolabear]

6. I misread that and left out "buy". Words to live by either way.

[antiquie]

7. priceless

thanks
still laughing

[Kali]

10. that is AWESOME!

want!

[Major Nikon]

11. ...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/High-Quality-Modern-Art-Oil-Painting-With-Monkeys-24-x36-inch-/280952513052?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item416a13221c

[Kali]

12. a bargain! and look:

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Good lucks and enjoy your bidding !!

[Major Nikon]

13. I've actually bought some of these before

I have a couple of oil paintings that are reproductions of classic art. I paid very little for them, but they look so good I had them professionally framed (which was the expensive part).

I figure they probably have some kids chained to a chair painting these, but they do a helluva job for what they cost. The middle men are making all the money.