I cut my finger on a chicken bone and my little girl brought me a Princess band aid...

[wyldwolf]

... then threatened to tell everyone I was wearing it.

[seabeyond]

1. ahhhhh. ah ha. good for her.

that is sweet and cunning.

[dawg]

2. How sweet.

I would wear it with pride.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. Tell her 'thank you' and...

that you hope to not turn into a Poultry-Geist.



Well, I guess you could leave the first part off...

[Justice wanted]

4. ahh,typical for my nieces to do as well.

gotta love kids.

[HopeHoops]

5. Rule one of parenting: If a child hands you something, take it and say "thank you".

I've worn more types of kids' band aids than I can remember - Barney was always a hit.

[Swede]

6. How do you cut yourself on a chicken bone?

Maybe you are a real wolf?

[wyldwolf]

8. LOL well...

I own a wolf dog (medium content wolf/husky mix) and she gets cooked chicken every night - picked from the bones. So I was pushing the bones into an over-stuffed garbage can and a sharp edge nicked my finger.

[Wait Wut]

7. I have a friend who was babysitting his two nieces...

...they decided to give him cornrows (he has really long hair), including the beads. When they were done, he was ready to take them out. They both did the adorable little girl pouty thing, so he left them in the entire time he was babysitting them...for over a week.

He walked around town, went to work (as a bouncer at our local country music bar), and just went about his daily business. And, he's a "real" cowboy.

[rrneck]

9. She has a great career ahead in politics.

Or organized crime.

Oh, wait...