Ladies of the Lounge: Never give up on online dating sites!

[Dystopian]

This is what I woke up to in my mail this morning:

I couldn't help myself, and share with you my words
A taste, just a taste of you, and the fires burn, burn deep and hot and create a need for release, a quenching of the thirst for your fluids, your flesh, your heat, all that is in you feeds me and creates more passion more heat, more life. Yet with each feeding of this , each slaking of the thirst for you, I thirst more , I must feed on you like some ancient vampire, as if forever only exists with your flesh, you are the mountain I must live on, the lake I must swim in, the wave I must slide down and find the sweet spot.

I'm going from disgust to hideous laughter!

That is all.

peace~

[Tobin S.]

1. I bet he's not looking for an LTR.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. I am with you on this, Tobin.

[Dystopian]

9. Hey!

Tuesday Afternoon


I get so disgusted...either I'm getting stuff from kids that are my sons' ages...
Or junk like this from a "man" my age...
It's never ending....never a kindred spirit....

But.....This one was too funny not to share...
Guess I have a warped sense of humor....

Happy New Year!



peace~

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. most of the "men" on these internet dating sites are truly disgusting. I could tell you stories that

would curl your hair. and there are some real out there, too.

crazy world ain't it, Dystopian

Happy New Year!

[Dystopian]

15. Oh yeah!

Tuesday Afternoon

I also have the hair-curling stories! But there is only one who led me down the slippery slope....
It was my own fault....

Hey! I even had a date with a teabagger! I said it would be a 'lab experiment'!!!
It only lasted for a short time... and he politely split!
I started taking notes of the things he was saying! LOL!

Yes...it's rare to find the real deal.
Rare indeed.

And most of them:

A smilie used rarely by me
And one of them:
Well that felt good!

Oh...I should be sweet and nice...

It is a crazy world indeed!


peace~

[Kaleva]

18. That's why I use a pic of Tom Cruise as my profile pic at these sites.

I don't want the woman to see right away that I'm a

Somewhere out there there is a woman who loves surprises and isn't armed with pepper spray and a tazer gun. I just haven't found such a woman yet.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. Do you reply to women who don't post a pic?

If you wrote me, I would write back and LOL at Tom Cruise and then ask for a real pic.

Happy New Year, Kaleva

[Kaleva]

24. Years ago, before I was married, I did meet two women on line.

They were both recently divorced and just wanted to have a good time and that was quite okay with me. We didn't exchange pics and when we first met was the first time we knew what we looked like. We had fun for sometime and then I moved.

I should make it clear that I didn't see both at the same exact time but they knew of each other.

Edit: And Happy New Year's to you to Tuesday Afternoon!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

27. lol

good time.

yeah, that is what they are all looking for and then to move on.

I love it when the first PM tells me in distinct detail what they can do for me.

For some reason they are always going to be naked when they do it.

[Kaleva]

28. Well, I can cook, wash dishes, clean house, do laundry, take out the trash,...

and I guess I could do that naked but I'd prefer to be clothed. Are you excited yet! LOL.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

29. but, would you do it at MY house? lol

that would get me excited

[Brigid]

31. Me too.

I've always wished I could get my cats to do the housework.

[Kaleva]

34. Yes. And you could be like my ex.

After I get all the work done, she tells me it's time for me to leave back to my place.


Well, not always.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

45. ha.ha.

[seabeyond]

35. Are you excited yet!

lmfao... cute.

[Dystopian]

5. lol

Tobin
I agree....and think he most likely sent out 2K of the same this morning.
Wonder if he got reported.


I think that it's so wonderful the way your life is now...
All because two beautiful souls found each other in this way...
Rare indeed...
I'm just so happy for you and Jen.

Happy New Year to both of you....




peace~

[Tobin S.]

16. You can find good people on those sites

I've got a pretty good sense of who is for real and who isn't and I applied that to the dating web site I used to go to and where I met Jen. It looks like you've probably got that sense, too.

[In_The_Wind]

49. The hot ones rarely are looking anything close to real.

They are a hero in their minds.
He's gonna go *poof* when it's time to have a cup of coffee together.

[Turbineguy]

2. Pretty good keyboard skills

for a guy using his penis to type with.

[Dystopian]

6. omg!

Turbineguy

Sad but true...and thanks for the laugh!
What a funny visual! Good one!


peace~

[silentwarrior]

10. That made me giggle

and it could be true

[Kaleva]

4. I get e-mails saying that there are cougars in my area hot for me.

There are reports of a mountain lion sighting every now and then in Upper Michigan but they are very rare.

[Dystopian]

7. Funny!

Kaleva

I'm old...but not a cougar! And not in your area....not to worry!

But you really should look into this! I'm serious!





peace~

[Kaleva]

11. It doesn't seem like long ago that the women in Penthouse were all older then me.

Now they are young enough to be my granddaughters.

[Dystopian]

17. Oh my!

Kaleva
Why are you looking at Penthouse?
There's the internet...you know

The devil made me do it....



peace~

[Kaleva]

21. Haven't looked at a Penthouse in years...

and as for the other, I blame the devil. LOL!

[Dystopian]

23. ; )

Thank God we all have the devil to blame!





I would hate to take responsibility for my own actions!!!!
Always knew the devil was good for something!
We're full of the devil


peace~

[Kaleva]

43. In my physical condition, the internet is about the most excitment I can handle usually.

Thank goodness for the devil!

[Kennah]

38. Penthouse has way better articles than the Internet

[Kaleva]

42. Penthouse has articles?

But then again, I didn't listen to my mother and I went blind for a time.

[Kennah]

44. If gently tug, you can pry apart the stuck together pages. They're there.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I meant that in the most respectful of ways.

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[Dystopian]

12. So...it WAS you!

MFM!

LOL....Okay.... you were suspect ....but now I know for sure!

And now I know that I really am the only one who got that message!

You do have a way with words...
Now that I know....I know you're feeling better...!!!!!!!!!




peace~

[BlancheSplanchnik]

51. best evar!

[silentwarrior]

13. It is very rare

to find anything resembling "normal" on some of those dating sites.
The vast majority tend to be unbalanced, peculiar, dishonest and strange.

I was one of them

[Dystopian]

20. Well!

silentwarrior

At least you are honest about it here!


I am so honest in my profile...that I tend to think I freak out men...
But to find a kindred ... gotta be real!

I was reading the greatest lies ever told on a couple sites...
Oh well....

I recently read:
Three thing cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth
~Buddha


peace~

[silentwarrior]

22. Do tell more

Dystopian

[Dystopian]

25. It would be funny...

silentwarrior~
I am almost tempted to post my profile...the writing.
I admit to being quirky .... having a skewed sense of humor...and then there are pics of me standing out on the streets...anti-war rallies, etc.
Pictures of me with Pit Bulls...

It's a hoot!
I wish I could be 'normal'...but I'm wearing combat boots in pics...flashing the peace sign...etc...

Guess I'm just not right with the world...

Enough?




peace~

[silentwarrior]

37. Im rather fond of Pit bulls

Quirky is good

[Kaleva]

26. Some may find this disgusting but I'll admit it.

Back in the 90's I posed as a lesbian in a lesbian chat room. It didn't take long for me to figure out that everybody else there was a man posing as a lesbian. Sick bastards!

[Kennah]

39. Coworker from a previous gig did the online gaming thing

He and another coworker did the first person shooter games. The two of them would often logon with interesting names, and the best experience was when they logged on as Xena and Gabrielle. Dumb-assed guys playing the game apparently thought they were two hot lesbians, so the dumb-asses would sacrifice themselves for Xena and Gabrielle. It was great for "Xena and Gabrielle" because they would get to stay in the game and play for a LOT longer. I still laugh about those dumb-asses fantasizing about two hot lesbians, but the reality was two guys in their underwear scratching their nuts.

[Kaleva]

41. That who I was chatting with

A bunch of middle aged men who probably were wearing just their underwear. At least I was fully clothed. I have standards!

[shanti]

30. hmmmm

i'd much rather get that in my inbox than a picture of some jerkoff's stiffy. yes, it has happened before!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

32. I believe it.

[mythology]

33. I've never understood that

I mean, showing your genitals to a stranger doesn't seem likely to work, and I wouldn't want anything to do with anybody it would work on.

Of course I once worked with a guy who got busted for exposing himself on the public transit. He always seemed like a decent guy until that point.

I can kind of see the idea behind doing it in public in that you get to see the reaction and there's that element of danger, but I don't get what they get from doing it online. Granted either is skeevy and shouldn't be done, but I do like to at least try to understand the underlying cause.

[seabeyond]

36. po farve.

and he accomplished so much in life.

[MiddleFingerMom]

40. A good man is hard to find... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... if you know what I mean.

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[Dash87]

46. 'I must bite your jugular vein with my piercing fangs'

How romantic... I always wanted the attention of my very own vampire.

[MissMillie]

47. Never had any luck on these sites

This kind of crap is all over the place.

And the ones that are not this overt, when you contact them, their first question is "so you like sex, right?"

[abq e streeter]

48. I thought it was pretty poetic; will try harder next time...

Seriously ,though; that IS pretty damn creepy.

[In_The_Wind]

50. That is funny.

I tried online dating several years ago.
Most of the guys posted photos that were 10 years old. [img][/img] It was a big surprise the first few times.

[jmowreader]

52. Oh come on...

You never wanted to date a scriptwriter for porno movies?

[MissHoneychurch]

53. After "kissing" a lot of frogs

over the years I found my prince on a dating site.

The decent and good ones really are out there. We are together now for a year.

Here we are at a wedding in December

[Lydia Leftcoast]

54. There are men who send out generic messages to every woman on the site

written in what they think is an appealingly romantic style.

They're pathetic.